Desperado Club Inspired Hat & Patch. Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Gear. Richardson 112 Style

YOU’VE RECEIVED A PLATINUM BENEFACTOR BOX!

Congratulations, crawler.

You’ve discovered a wearable stat boost disguised as a hat. How… unexpectedly competent of you.

This Desperado Club–inspired hat & patch combo is forged for adventurers, loot goblins, and emotionally unstable heroes who insist on surviving longer than projected. Inspired by the infamous club from Dungeon Crawler Carl, this cap radiates reckless charm and questionable decision-making.

Mounted on a premium trucker-style cap, the bold sword-and-scroll patch declares to the dungeon and everyone in line at the gas station:

“SO FUN IT HURTS.”

Yes. That includes your survival odds.

Multiple hat and patch color combos available, because even doomed heroes deserve coordination.

 Item Stats

• Base Item: Richardson-style 112 trucker cap
• Fit: Adjustable snapback (one size fits most carbon-based lifeforms)
• Patch: High-quality holographic/metallic finish
• Attachment: Permanently mounted for maximum dungeon durability
• Breathability: Mesh back for surviving hot boss rooms
• Alignment: Chaotic Stylish

 Granted Abilities

+3 Charisma

NPCs are 27% more likely to trust you. This is a mistake.

+2 Luck

Drop rates improve slightly. Traps still trigger.

+5 Intimidation (Situational)

Particularly effective in dive bars and tabletop sessions.

Passive Skill: Desperado Swagger

Standing still while wearing this hat increases perceived coolness by 46%.

Debuff: Overconfidence

May cause wearer to attempt heroic nonsense.

Customization Options

• Multiple hat colors available
• Multiple patch finishes/colors available
• Message for current stock or custom combos
• Bulk party gear for guilds, crews, or reckless friend groups available

Perfect For

• Dungeon Crawler Carl fans
• RPG and tabletop gamers
• Fantasy readers
• Convention wear
• Gifts for chaotic friends
• People who absolutely would press the red button

 ‼️ WARNING ‼️ 

Hat stats only apply when in the dungeon, no stat buffs outside of the dungeon.