Desperado Club Canvas Patch, Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Iron-On, So Fun It Hurts, LitRPG Fan Gift, Tactical Dagger & Scroll Apparel Accessory

LISTEN UP, CRAWLERS!

Are you tired of your tactical gear looking like it was salvaged from a Goblin’s laundry basket? Do you want to signal to every hunter in the floor that you’re part of the most exclusive, most dangerous, and—frankly—most exciting club in the dungeon?

Then you need The Desperado Club patch. It’s got a dagger. It’s got a scroll. It literally says "So Fun It Hurts." And believe me, in this dungeon, it always hurts.

THE SPECS 

• Design: The unofficial logo of the Desperado Club. Clean, sharp, and much more durable than your actual life expectancy.

• Size: Roughly Width: 4.1 inches Height: 2.6 inches

 (See the ruler photos, (Crawler. Use your eyes).

HOW TO APPLY (Don’t screw this up):

1. Set your iron to 220-300°F (Cotton/Linen setting).

2. Place the included glue sheet between patch and object

3. Apply medium pressure.

4. If you’re using a heat press, 220°F for 10-12 seconds.

5. Note: Unlike your constitution saves, this bond is actually permanent.

6. Alternatively can be sewed on, with or without the glue sheet  

7. Alternatively 2  Buy the patch with the Velcro backing attached to it already and press on to a fuzzy spot to stick  Avoid cats and other animals with sharp claws  

GLURP GLURP, MOTHERFER! Y> Perfect for denim jackets, backpacks, or that one piece of armor that doesn't provide enough protection anyway.

 This patch gives +5 charisma bonus while in the Desperado Club when dealing with NPCs