Dungeon Crawler Carl inspired Uzi Jesus, heavy duty Zoro 915 lighter

"I am the way, motherfer."*

When "turn the other cheek" isn't an option, you need the Uzi Jesus. This isn't your average surface-level laser etch. We’ve taken a heavy-duty, high-polish brass Zorro case and pushed our fiber lasers to the absolute limit to create a deep-relief, 3D sculptural engraving that you can feel every time you flick the flint.

This piece features a dual-wielding Savior in a hail of brass on the front, while the back carries the ultimate ultimatum. We didn’t stop at the faces, either; every millimeter of this case is utilized, featuring textured side-walls and high-impact messaging on the top and bottom.

The Details:

• The Chassis: Genuine Heavy Duty Zorro Brass Case. These are beefier and weightier than your standard lighter, built for a lifetime of EDC abuse.

• The Engraving: True deep relief engraving. This isn't just a mark; it’s carved into the metal, giving it a weathered, "found artifact" look with incredible tactile feedback.

• The Design: Featuring "Uzi Jesus" on the front, "I Am The Way" on the back, and the "Don't Gaslight Me Jesus" warning on the lid.

• The Finish: Hand-weathered and polished to highlight the depth of the engraving and give it that "lived-in" biker aesthetic.

Specs:

• Material: Solid Brass

• Mechanism: Standard petrol/lighter fluid (ships empty for safety)

• Weight: Significant—you’ll know it’s in your pocket.

• Craftsmanship: Designed and engraved by Rosetta Stoned Studios in Colorado. Limited run of 3 lighters available comes with gift box.