Samantha Bread Clip – Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Bag Holder/Ornament or keychain– Horror Kitchen Decor – Funny Fantasy Gift – Unique Nerd Collectible

Congratulations, crawler.

You have discovered the most emotionally unstable way to keep your bread fresh.

This Samantha-inspired bread clip is a lovingly unhinged tribute to the most iconic head in the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe. Yes, that Samantha. Screaming IWKYM, well now you’re mother will be safe while she’s occupied guarding your carbs.

WHAT THIS IS

A bold, high-contrast, layered bread clip featuring Samantha’s gloriously unwell face, complete with:
• Wild blonde hair
• Smudged mascara tears
• Razor-ready teeth
• A wide-open mouth that heroically grips your plastic bread bag like it owes her money 

• Bread clip also can be used as a Christmas tree ornament or you can hang it in your rear view mirror  

Smaller keychain variant also available

The mouth opening functions as the bag grip. Slide the bag through. She bites down. Bread secured. Dignity optional.

WHY YOU NEED IT

Because normal bread clips are weak.
Because your kitchen deserves menace.
Because when guests ask why a screaming dungeon entity is attached to your sandwich loaf, you deserve that moment.

PERFECT FOR:

• Dungeon Crawler Carl fans
• Fantasy book addicts
• Dark humor enthusiasts
• People who think kitchen decor should be mildly threatening
• Anyone tired of flimsy plastic bag clips that fear commitment

FEATURES

• Durable layered construction
• Bold graphic linework
• Functional bag grip via open mouth
• Conversation starter, relationship tester, vibe checker

She does not approve of gluten-free. She will tolerate brioche. She demands purpose.

GIFT IDEA

Housewarming gift? Yes.
Stocking stuffer? Absolutely.
Passive-aggressive gift for someone who keeps leaving bread open? Ideal.

3D printed from PLA plastic