NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Smushed For Daddy solid Brass Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Collector’s Coin

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!

Reward?

A fleeting sense of superiority and a heavy piece of metal to clutch while you weep in the dungeon!

Look at you, Crawler. You actually did it. You took that poor, unsuspecting, little freak and you SMUSHED IT. And you did it all for… Daddy.

Honestly? It’s disgusting. It’s gratuitous. It’s exactly what the fans want to see on the big screen while they gorge themselves on overpriced synth-corn.

Are you proud of yourself? You should be! Or maybe you should be deeply ashamed. The AI certainly has some thoughts about those perfectly size 30.00486cm foot of yours doing the smushing.

Daddy Tax paid 🤤

This isn't some flimsy, pathetic zinc alloy garbage that’ll snap the moment a Goblin looks at it funny. This is SOLID BRASS. It has weight. It has luster. It has the cold, unyielding feel of a system that doesn't care if you live or die—but it sure does love a good show.

AVAILABLE SIZES:

Whether you want a subtle token of your depravity or a massive hunk of metal that screams "I have issues with authority figures," we’ve got you covered:

• 40mm – The "Pocket Sized" Shame.
• 50mm – For the Crawler who likes a little extra heft.
• 60mm – Now we’re getting into "Blunt Force Object" territory.
• 70mm – Large enough to satisfy even the most demanding Showrunners.
• 90mm – THE BIG DADDY. A massive slab of brass for those who truly want to feel the weight of their decisions.

DETAILS

• Material: 100% Real, Solid Brass (No zinc, no fillers, no mercy).
• Finish: Antiqued to highlight every agonizing detail of that smushed little face.
• Vibe: Deeply unsettling, highly collectible, and Princess Donut approved (probably).
Don't just stand there with your toes wiggling, Crawler. Add it to your inventory before the next floor opens!