{"product_id":"samantha-bread-clip-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-bag-holder-ornament-or-keychain-horror-kitchen-decor-funny-fantasy-gift-unique-nerd-collectible","title":"Samantha Bread Clip – Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Bag Holder\/Ornament or keychain– Horror Kitchen Decor – Funny Fantasy Gift – Unique Nerd Collectible","description":"\u003cp\u003eCongratulations, crawler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have discovered the most emotionally unstable way to keep your bread fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Samantha-inspired bread clip is a lovingly unhinged tribute to the most iconic head in the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe. Yes, that Samantha. Screaming IWKYM, well now you’re mother will be safe while she’s occupied guarding your carbs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bold, high-contrast, layered bread clip featuring Samantha’s gloriously unwell face, complete with:\u003cbr\u003e• Wild blonde hair\u003cbr\u003e• Smudged mascara tears\u003cbr\u003e• Razor-ready teeth\u003cbr\u003e• A wide-open mouth that heroically grips your plastic bread bag like it owes her money \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bread clip also can be used as a Christmas tree ornament or you can hang it in your rear view mirror  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmaller keychain variant also available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mouth opening functions as the bag grip. Slide the bag through. She bites down. Bread secured. Dignity optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause normal bread clips are weak.\u003cbr\u003eBecause your kitchen deserves menace.\u003cbr\u003eBecause when guests ask why a screaming dungeon entity is attached to your sandwich loaf, you deserve that moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dungeon Crawler Carl fans\u003cbr\u003e• Fantasy book addicts\u003cbr\u003e• Dark humor enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• People who think kitchen decor should be mildly threatening\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone tired of flimsy plastic bag clips that fear commitment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Durable layered construction\u003cbr\u003e• Bold graphic linework\u003cbr\u003e• Functional bag grip via open mouth\u003cbr\u003e• Conversation starter, relationship tester, vibe checker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe does not approve of gluten-free. She will tolerate brioche. She demands purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGIFT IDEA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHousewarming gift? Yes.\u003cbr\u003eStocking stuffer? Absolutely.\u003cbr\u003ePassive-aggressive gift for someone who keeps leaving bread open? Ideal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3D printed from PLA plastic\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","offers":[{"title":"Bread clip\/Christmas ornament","offer_id":48063440486648,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Keychain","offer_id":48063440519416,"sku":null,"price":8.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/6047\/2824\/files\/C19640C1-2829-4E6E-9454-274A96E37626.jpg?v=1772939778","url":"https:\/\/rosetta-stoned-studios.myshopify.com\/products\/samantha-bread-clip-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-bag-holder-ornament-or-keychain-horror-kitchen-decor-funny-fantasy-gift-unique-nerd-collectible","provider":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}