{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-you-will-not-break-me-mantra-pint-glass","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl, You Will Not Break Me mantra pint glass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot the dungeon. Not the traps. Not the gods watching from their velvet seats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the mantra. The heartbeat. The line drawn in the stone with a bloodied boot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the Dungeon Crawler Carl Mantra Pint Glass — etched with the words Carl growls into the dark when everything is on fire and the walls are closing in. This isn’t just drinkware. It’s a declaration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Late-night rereads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Post-raid victory drinks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bloody Mary mornings that require resurrection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Staring defiantly at your problems while hydrating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-etched for a permanent, frosted finish that won’t fade, peel, or surrender. The design hits hard and bold, just like the mantra itself. Fill it with whatever fuels your crawl: beer, mead, energy potions, or something red and spicy with a celery spear standing at attention like a battle standard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery time you lift this glass, you’re not just taking a sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re reminding the universe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will not break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will not bend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will not log out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Premium clear pint glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Permanent laser-etched design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Built for humans, crawlers, and emotionally indestructible legends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaise it high.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhisper it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShout it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe dungeon is watching.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47988782924024,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/6047\/2824\/files\/24C9985B-43D9-4342-A824-88D82DB4E2BC.jpg?v=1771038832","url":"https:\/\/rosetta-stoned-studios.myshopify.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-you-will-not-break-me-mantra-pint-glass","provider":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}