{"product_id":"desperado-club-canvas-patch-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-iron-on-so-fun-it-hurts-litrpg-fan-gift-tactical-dagger-scroll-apparel-accessory","title":"Desperado Club Canvas Patch, Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Iron-On, So Fun It Hurts, LitRPG Fan Gift, Tactical Dagger \u0026 Scroll Apparel Accessory","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLISTEN UP, CRAWLERS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre you tired of your tactical gear looking like it was salvaged from a Goblin’s laundry basket? Do you want to signal to every hunter in the floor that you’re part of the most exclusive, most dangerous, and—frankly—most exciting club in the dungeon?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen you need \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desperado Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e patch. It’s got a dagger. It’s got a scroll. It literally says \"So Fun It Hurts.\" And believe me, in this dungeon, it always hurts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE SPECS \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The unofficial logo of the Desperado Club. Clean, sharp, and much more durable than your actual life expectancy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Roughly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4.1 inches \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.6 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (See the ruler photos, (Crawler. Use your eyes).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOW TO APPLY (Don’t screw this up):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. Set your iron to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e220-300°F\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (Cotton\/Linen setting).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2. Place the included glue sheet between patch and object\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. Apply medium pressure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4. If you’re using a heat press, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e220°F for 10-12 seconds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5. Note: Unlike your constitution saves, this bond is actually permanent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6. Alternatively can be sewed on, with or without the glue sheet  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7. Alternatively 2  Buy the patch with the Velcro backing attached to it already and press on to a fuzzy spot to stick  Avoid cats and other animals with sharp claws  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGLURP GLURP, MOTHERF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eER! Y\u0026gt; Perfect for denim jackets, backpacks, or that one piece of armor that doesn't provide enough protection anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This patch gives +5 charisma bonus while in the Desperado Club when dealing with NPCs \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094088528120,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/6047\/2824\/files\/1605FF1A-D73F-44E6-8AAF-E43A67D1A216.jpg?v=1773281806","url":"https:\/\/rosetta-stoned-studios.myshopify.com\/products\/desperado-club-canvas-patch-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-iron-on-so-fun-it-hurts-litrpg-fan-gift-tactical-dagger-scroll-apparel-accessory","provider":"Rosetta Stoned Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}